From: Greg of 2036

Dear Greg of 2012,

Well not much has changed since those days of roaming the crowd clustered halls of Mason High School.  You will experience many ups and downs in the next twenty-four years of your life.  Greg, be prepared because you are going to get married in outer space.  You will have a lovely wife and a bunch of restless children that you will take everywhere in your hovercraft.  Before I forget, be sure to get that Colonoscopy to avoid several other problems, trust me, I speak from experience. Oh yeah, and remember, do not ever, ever, ever take a laxative and a sleeping pill in the same night (your bedroom will forever smell and your wife will not be happy).  In 2030 be sure that you buy a pair of anti-gravity boots and remember to not invest in the silly infomercials that occupy every channel on Sunday mornings, especially the stock for pillow pets, later you’ll thank me.  Also, when you end up on the PGA tour, the putt on the 18^th green to win The Masters and go 36 under par is downhill and breaks two inches to the left.  Oh and I almost forgot, when you get the opportunity of a lifetime to go on the game show WIPEOUT, don’t try to do a flip onto the big balls, you’ll have a cast around your neck for 8 months.  Well, the rest is just history, but remember to enjoy every moment because it goes by fast.

 

P.S. Enjoy your honeymoon to the Great Wall of China.J

P.P.S. Take care and don’t do anything unexpected, I’m watching You!

 

Love,

Greg of 2036